Subject lines from today's spam email: A bring as underneath a brickbat Of reply no couchette Have run on compliment For stand the subdue withal With fall he teacup loch it talk be harrassment But shut it comparable his stand go strikebreaker Or take no british I love my spam! This account managed to get on some random list that has the most inventive spam. Note, none of these messages were caught by the Comcast spam filters. So way to go Spammers. Thank you for NOT barraging me with offers for cheap Viagra and hair replacement treatments. I rather enjoy "RE: Go hurt so mighty" and "With break no quarters ruction." So thank you Ethel Heath, Jerrold Willard, Wiley Clifford, Maude Brewer and Florence Mcclure. You always keep me wondering what's next. (I took a screenshot, but I realized when I loaded it that it's too small to read. But nonetheless: PROOF) * Please note, this post has been laced with heavy sarcasm. If you have any allergies or sensativities to sarcasm, please do not ingest this post or allow this post to come into direct contact with your eyes.